• Contractors Don’t Let Your Workers Comp Insurance Lapse

    January 31, 2025

                Contractors at my construction seminars have heard me drone on about the importance about maintaining their workers compensation insurance and keeping their contractors license valid. Failure to do so can have catastrophic results. Here is a new case that proves that point.             ABI [...]

  • Game Changer: Trump’s Long-Serving Chief of Staff Calls Trump a “Fascist” and Explains- Part Two

    November 1, 2024

                New damning information has come out about former President Trump-hard to imagine there could be even more. Retired Marine Corps General John Kelly, Trump’s long-term former Chief of Staff, said: “the definition of fascism accurately describes the former President (Kelly went on to define the word: demagogue and more). [...]

  • Porter’s Memo to Undecided Presidential Voters- Part One

    October 25, 2024

    I don’t know where I heard this but here’s the best summary describing undecided voters in the November 5 Presidential Campaign. It mimics the menu choices on an airplane flight: “You have two choices: chicken or spoiled tuna with ground glass, which will you have?” Voter: “How is the chicken cooked?” Two Choices We [...]

  • Porter’s Voting Recommendations for the November 5th Ballot

    October 18, 2024

                Ten state-wide measures qualified for the ballot this November, some proposed by the legislature and some proposed by petitions filed with millions of signatures (and tons of money). My basic rule on Propositions is vote No unless there is a good reason to vote Yes.             Porter’s recommendations for [...]

  • Bulwer-Lytton 2024 Winners

    October 4, 2024

                As you faithful readers recall, we annually present a handful of our favorite Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winners.             For you new readers, the Bulwer-Lytton Contest is named after novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton who wrote many famous novels including “Paul Gifford” which started with the immortal words, “It was [...]

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    Does a Signed Release Protect a Fitness Club From Members’ Injuries?

    August 16, 2024

                Many of us belong to or intend to join exercise facilities like fitness clubs. Most clubs if not all require new members to sign a Release of Liability sometimes known as a Release of Claims before joining. Does that protect the club should you have an injury and sue? [...]

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    Courtroom Bloopers

    July 30, 2024

                Press the Law Review snooze button. We are breaking from our usual boring legalese-ridden guaranteed-to-put-anyone-to-sleep law review columns. Yep, it’s time for our real life, verbatim, Courtroom Bloopers. Most of these come from one of my Hastings, rather California University School of Law, San Francisco, professor’s book; Disorderly Conduct [...]

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    We Can Learn From Celebrity Divorces

    May 23, 2024

                While celebrity couples are not necessarily “average” people when it comes to divorce and custody matters, the well-known idiom “we all put our pants on one leg at a time,” does come to mind. In divorce, celebrities face the same legal issues, emotional challenges, and fear of economic [...]

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    What’s in a Name? Ask Candi Bimbo Doll?

    April 19, 2024

    “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose- by any other name would smell as sweet.” Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. That my friends is our clever lead into today’s column. Candi Bimbo Doll Candi Bimbo Doll, originally Samantha Wood, petitioned the Superior Court on her own to officially change her name to [...]